Sunday, January 10, 2010

10 Things I LOVE About You, Korea...


1. Korean men: even if I am getting over the yellow fever, they are still nice to look at. (The under 30s businessmen in particular.)
2. Kimchi: so much better than sauerkraut.
3. Heated toilet seats: going for a pee has never been so good.
4. Ondol (Korean underfloor heating): in my opinion not as effective as the old radiator, but still nice to walk on in the cold mornings.
5. Korean stationary: cute & colourful.
6. Noraebang (Korean karaoke): words cannot express how much I love banging in the norae.
7. Seoul skyline: I will always remember the mountainous backdrop of this amazing city. Stunning.
8. Seoul subway: the best in the world.
9. Incheon Airport: OK, so the subway may not be the best in the world...but IA was ACTUALLY voted the best airport worldwide.
10. Korean TV. Just messing -- it really sucks.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Winter Wars: S.Korea v UK




My boss and I have this unspoken competition with each other regarding whose country is the best. In the 'snowed-under contest' I think it would be fair to say the UK is winning. Clearly.




Sunday, January 3, 2010

ADD Child is BACK!!

I have been living with a Korean family for coming up 4 months now. For the most part, it is a mildly pleasant experience. The apartment is big, warm, and equipped with basic Western mod-cons (oven, drum washing machine, large fridge) -- a rarity in Korea. Constant family disputes aside, the experience would be perfectly bearable were it not for one small, but terribly obnoxious thing...ADD Child. Yes, that's right. The 10-year-old boy I teach is my current bête noire.

For the past week ADD C was shipped off to stay with his grandparents because 'the old lady' has moved back to the country and he no longer has a guardian during the day. The stillness of the house was short-lived, and Peace of Mind and I had only become briefly acquainted by the time he returned home.

I should perhaps mention that the purpose of my staying with the family is purely for the benefit of ADD C. I am there to help him with his English. It seemed like a perfect deal; I teach 4 nights a week in return for free board. I should have realised that something was amiss long ago.

Four months down-the-line I find out that ADD Child has an IQ of 130 and has a tendancy bounce off the wall ALL THE TIME. For example, last night he came into my room to watch a movie and a conversation about the pencil he had thrown at my head a few months ago quickly ensued.

Conversation:

Me: 'Stop kicking me or you can go down stairs'.
ADD C: laughs
Me: 'It's not funny. Be nice'.
ADD C: 'It is funny - like the time I threw a pencil at you, and the lead stuck in your head'.
Me: 'I'll probably die of lead poisoning now...and it left a scar'.
ADD C: looks at my brow and then scratches me on the scar...'Now you will have a bigger scar'.

And so it is. I now have a new wound where the lovely chap took a chunk out of my forehead. I have covered it up with concealer to no avail.

In hindsight of last night's scrap, I can't help but think of two things:

1. If this is what parenthood is like, you can stick it
2. Grad school better be worth it

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

New Year's Limerick

So the New Year is pretty much here!
I'll be welcoming it in with great cheer...
At a street party in Seoul
Not being crushed is my goal
As is avoiding being drenched by spilt beer!!!


새해 복 많이 보내새요

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

HAPPY CHRISTMAS FROM SEOUL!!!

This is my last Christmas in Seoul. I am, admittedly, going to be spending it a bit differently from how I imagined I would a bit earlier in the year. I am no longer married. Nevertheless, I am happy to be single, and thrilled to be spending the holiday season with great friends - rather than a fat twat!!
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The BEST countryside sign EVER!


Apparently, death by stoning is perfectly acceptable in Teesdale, England. I've made a mental note of this fact, and I will be refraining from making any detours in that area in the future lol.

Friday, December 11, 2009

What's cooking, Good Looking??

The well-loved Korean kimchi jjigae

Ok, so I currently live with a pretty big Korean family: the parents, the son (10), the aunt and the great-aunt (both on the mother's side). Things can get pretty interesting I tell you - especially in the mornings when we're all getting ready to leave the house - talk about STRESSUH. However, I think the most interesting thing about it all is the food Halmony (the great-aunt) cooks me.
Halmony doesn't like cooking for me because it's extra work, and frankly, she says she can't be bothered. The old lady can be a bit cranky, and lately she's been cooking me kimchi jjigae (pickled cabbage stew) and bap (rice) every- well everyday this week, as it happens.
Last night, while walking home, I was desperately willing there to be something other than the good old jjigae waiting for me as I walked through the door. I don't mind the stuff at all; at one point it was my favourite Korean dish, but I am slightly worried that all this pickled food may give me gastric cancer, or... too much gas at least.
As I sat down at the table to eat dinner, I was disappointed to see the dreaded dish yet again, but my disappointment quickly faded as my attention was drawn to something on a plate nearby. Some new food, I thought...At last, some variety!! My excitement quickly turned to bewilderment, as I tried to figure out what this new side dish was.
EUREKA! After a few moments of prodding the food with my chop-sticks, I realised that the dish was none other than a sorry-looking, limp, and BATTERED (as in fish and chips) lettuce leaf! Oh my, how versatile the iceberg lettuce really is. Over the years, I have witnessed the crisp and juicy leaves being used for more than just my mum's prawn cocktail. When thinking of the vegetable that is close to the hearts of many Western housewives, one fond memory often springs to mind.
In my teens I had a good friend, Liz whose parents are from Hong Kong. Liz had a big thing for Ramen noodles, and so did I, so whenever I visited her house, which was a few streets from my family home, she would pull a few packs of noodles out of the cupboard. She would then pull out two bowls for each of us, and a head of lettuce. What ensued always left me dumbfounded. She would line the bowl with lettuce leaves (like a lettuce bowl I guess) and then pour the noodles and some water into the bowl. This left the lettuce soggy and pretty disgusting.
When I saw the limp and frail-looking leaves peering at me from the table last night, I had a flashback of Liz's soggy-lettuce-bowls. Needless to say, I wasn't overly excited to taste the new dish. I was, however, surprised to find that I loved the old lady's fried lettuce...and it's a good job coz I had the same meal again tonight:(